“There’s something terrifying down in that canyon. My last venture resulted in the loss of three explorers. A creature, born of fire and greed, based on how quickly it moved and devoured all it touched, lurks. Waits. Watches. I saw Predator and thought it was a comedy. No longer shall I laugh, for I have seen the devil and it comes for more. Do not travel into the mouth of the beast. You will not return!”
“That is one talkative donkey, Janet,” the tourist said.
“He’s always been quite social. You ready for your adventure?!” Janet readied the next tour.