Must Haves: Dropped Briefcase

Is there anything more curious than a dropped briefcase? A rogue walking down the street, they stumble, their case falls to the ground and exposes a bundle of papers that will change the world. A mule has to drop the cargo at a specific spot, nervousness results in dropping a case full of illegal squirrels. … Continue reading Must Haves: Dropped Briefcase


The Life of Juda Jones

A timeline of the life and times of Juda Jones 1833 - Born in a cabin not far from Baltimore 1834 - Eats a literal toad when his father sets him down on the grass to pursue a very large duck that could have fed the family for days. The duck escaped, but Juda ate … Continue reading The Life of Juda Jones

Movie Trailers

I'm very hungry and tonight's puns will reflect such. My apologies. Still, thanks for reading!   Destiny brought them together. "I can do this," Joan says, grabbing a meat cleaver. "I can do this," Jon says, grabbing a rolling pin. "No. We do this," Jenn says, grabbing a stake. This summer, come see....The Butcher, The Baker, The … Continue reading Movie Trailers

The Wizard Convention

The annual wizard convention was fast approaching, but Trivap the Courageous was far from ready and feeling like she was not living up to her name. "I barely have my session outline in place. There are only three weeks to go!" Trivap panicked. Ya'Sh the Assertive took charge. "Trivap, you can do this! You have … Continue reading The Wizard Convention

The Perfect Spot

"This is the spot!" Chatters was excited to say. "The development begins here." The business partners looked at each other for a signal on how to react. All of them were excited and knew this place, Chatters' vision, was going to make them rich beyond compare. "Uh, yeah, I mean, sure this place is," Fluffers started … Continue reading The Perfect Spot

Lunch Hour Characters – 21

21 took a turn down an old country road. Life was forever changed. How? Let's find out.., through haiku. 21 turned left. And right into a new job. Masked wrestler for life! School work long forgot. Set aside a life of code For a sparkly cape. Also on that road Bumpy and so desolate 21's … Continue reading Lunch Hour Characters – 21

50 Words About a Parrot

"Keep trying! You'll get it," Cass said encouragingly. "I've been at this for three weeks," Frank answered, "Frustration is mounting." "Have you tried a different phrase? Something shorter maybe?" Cass asked. "I want the parrot to say, 'Fire ant burritos for all' and nothing else!" Frank knew what he wanted. "Squak! Squak!" Tanner teased the … Continue reading 50 Words About a Parrot