We Have a Situation Here

You know what's fun? Podcasts. There are lots of other things too, but We Have a Situation Here is a new podcast brought into the world by Tommy, Richard, and me! The premise of the show is that I click a button on an Excel sheet to randomly generate a number of items and then … Continue reading We Have a Situation Here

The Enchanter

"Enchanter, I come to you seeking aide. I am on a quest that will seal the fate of the world for better or worse," Sir Annabeth Wyrmslayer said upon entering the enchanter's home unannounced. "Brave defender of the realm, eh?" The Enchanter said, entering the home's front room. "Well, what do you need?" "Thank you, … Continue reading The Enchanter

Opening Lines

The following were cut as opening lines: Edward sat, listened, and lamented ever taking part in this bonfire. The city lights drowned out the stars like Debby Johnson drowned out the supporting cast in our 12th grade production of CATS! I still remember, Debby! I still rememeber! One-thousand-four-hundred-twenty feet hit the ground in unison, marching … Continue reading Opening Lines

Low Hopper, PI

Low Hopper was known for not fully participating in the world around him.  To that end, he created an entire rock-opera around a noir detective named Gizmo Bloodbike, PI. Even for Low Hopper this was some bizarre stuff, so we're not going to release the entire concept album. Just the first track, "Neighbors" and you'll … Continue reading Low Hopper, PI

What Happens When the Power Dies

There’s a power outage affecting my home this evening so we’re going phone post tonight! I enjoy phone posts because there’s no telling what might happen with spelling and grammar. I don’t edit or really think through what I write anyway so the adventure of this is thrilling for me! Will I write orange duck … Continue reading What Happens When the Power Dies

Dear Future Past Me

Dear Future Past Me, I timed this letter to arrive in the hour of your greatest need. Only recently have I discovered how to time these things so I'm going all Doc on you and having this hand-delivered to you in a strange place. Which right now is on your drive to work because you … Continue reading Dear Future Past Me

Half the Chat

Hey, Ripster, you remember when we tried an all salad diet? No, no, no that was all you, man! You heard from Debs that croutons full of cheese were still in keeping with the theme of the diet plan. Tell you what, we'll call Debs during this recording to make sure. For now, let's welcome … Continue reading Half the Chat