Review: The Process of Getting Ice Cream at a Cutesy Little Artisan Shop in a Small Town

Pros: All the charm in the world existed within the ice cream shop. The front parlor was maybe 20 feet wide and 6 feet deep with tables to the south side in a 10x10 area. The tables were full of children excitedly eating scoops of Cherry Hills Cherry-bonanza ice cream. The shop’s counter presented 12 … Continue reading Review: The Process of Getting Ice Cream at a Cutesy Little Artisan Shop in a Small Town

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Archives: Carter and the Will

I drove for six hours today. My wife was in and out of sleep in the passenger seat of the car. The kids were asleep for two hours, talked for thirty minutes, and then went to play on their tablets because staring at the splendor of the countryside of Wyoming is awe-inspiring for a good … Continue reading Archives: Carter and the Will

Archives: The Secret Menu Clause

It's a travel weekend! Packing. Plotting. Scheming. Avenging. All the usual stuff that goes into these road trips is on tap for the evening. Tomorrow we hit the road. With that, here's an oldie but a goodie. The Secret Menu Clause The line to order burritos was long but worth the wait.  This place had … Continue reading Archives: The Secret Menu Clause

Cult Ranking System: A Template

There are two things I really enjoy; cults that don't hurt anybody and repeatable processes. And data-based decision making. Three things. But for the sake of comedy, we're going to focus on cults that don't hurt anybody. There will never be a documentary about harmless cults, but that's okay. I don't have the energy or … Continue reading Cult Ranking System: A Template

Sample Size

“Doctor, we need a bigger sample group than this to get any real value from the study,” said Wyl, the project engineer for Doctor Yosa’s latest experiment. “There aren’t any other samples. This is all there are,” Doctor Yosa said. “Then why are we doing this? Why do we need to study this group if … Continue reading Sample Size

Unpopular Opinions at the Office

We all know not to talk about certain subjects at work. This is just how we keep the economy running.  However, some people at work are keeping some seriously unpopular opinions inside. Let's take a look at your coworkers. Name: Hawkins Department: Logistics Unpopular opinion: 2% milk all day, all day. Name: Diedre Department: Product … Continue reading Unpopular Opinions at the Office

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