Parker The Unlucky Optimist

Parker was an unlucky optimist. A bothersome combo if ever there was one. "Maybe this restaurant will be great!" That statement was often followed by food poisoning.  "The store probably won't be that busy." An assumption that inevitably led to long queues. This was Parker's life; hope for the best and get mildly inconvenienced. When Parker … Continue reading Parker The Unlucky Optimist

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The Original Title Was Soap, but Turns Out That Was Taken

My wife and I have been watching The Good Witch on Netflix. She’s seen the whole thing, I’ve seen the episodes that are on while I type. Since I’ve missed a bunch of it, here’s what I know (or think I know).  This is a Hallmark channel series which centers around Cassie who is a … Continue reading The Original Title Was Soap, but Turns Out That Was Taken

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I'm very hungry and tonight's puns will reflect such. My apologies. Still, thanks for reading!   Destiny brought them together. "I can do this," Joan says, grabbing a meat cleaver. "I can do this," Jon says, grabbing a rolling pin. "No. We do this," Jenn says, grabbing a stake. This summer, come see....The Butcher, The Baker, The … Continue reading Movie Trailers

The Wizard Convention

The annual wizard convention was fast approaching, but Trivap the Courageous was far from ready and feeling like she was not living up to her name. "I barely have my session outline in place. There are only three weeks to go!" Trivap panicked. Ya'Sh the Assertive took charge. "Trivap, you can do this! You have … Continue reading The Wizard Convention

50 Words About a Parrot

"Keep trying! You'll get it," Cass said encouragingly. "I've been at this for three weeks," Frank answered, "Frustration is mounting." "Have you tried a different phrase? Something shorter maybe?" Cass asked. "I want the parrot to say, 'Fire ant burritos for all' and nothing else!" Frank knew what he wanted. "Squak! Squak!" Tanner teased the … Continue reading 50 Words About a Parrot

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"You killed that man for love?  You brought hate into the world, for love? We found bits of the guy on that brand new GE cabinet mounted microwave with presets and a defrost function that is unparalleled in the market!"  The interrogator screamed at the suspect. "I didn't do this! Yeah, I hated Max. Loathed … Continue reading Brought to You By

The Cook Off

"Welcome back, faithful viewer. Our judges are very excited to taste the final meal. Three competitors entered the kitchen today, but only one will leave the Cook Off Champion. Who will it be? Let's go to the judges for this, the final taste," Gwen Cooke, beloved bubbly host of The Cook Off ushered in the … Continue reading The Cook Off