Parker The Unlucky Optimist

Parker was an unlucky optimist. A bothersome combo if ever there was one. "Maybe this restaurant will be great!" That statement was often followed by food poisoning.  "The store probably won't be that busy." An assumption that inevitably led to long queues. This was Parker's life; hope for the best and get mildly inconvenienced. When Parker … Continue reading Parker The Unlucky Optimist


The Original Title Was Soap, but Turns Out That Was Taken

My wife and I have been watching The Good Witch on Netflix. She’s seen the whole thing, I’ve seen the episodes that are on while I type. Since I’ve missed a bunch of it, here’s what I know (or think I know).  This is a Hallmark channel series which centers around Cassie who is a … Continue reading The Original Title Was Soap, but Turns Out That Was Taken

Must Haves: Dropped Briefcase

Is there anything more curious than a dropped briefcase? A rogue walking down the street, they stumble, their case falls to the ground and exposes a bundle of papers that will change the world. A mule has to drop the cargo at a specific spot, nervousness results in dropping a case full of illegal squirrels. … Continue reading Must Haves: Dropped Briefcase

The Life of Juda Jones

A timeline of the life and times of Juda Jones 1833 - Born in a cabin not far from Baltimore 1834 - Eats a literal toad when his father sets him down on the grass to pursue a very large duck that could have fed the family for days. The duck escaped, but Juda ate … Continue reading The Life of Juda Jones

Movie Trailers

I'm very hungry and tonight's puns will reflect such. My apologies. Still, thanks for reading!   Destiny brought them together. "I can do this," Joan says, grabbing a meat cleaver. "I can do this," Jon says, grabbing a rolling pin. "No. We do this," Jenn says, grabbing a stake. This summer, come see....The Butcher, The Baker, The … Continue reading Movie Trailers

The Wizard Convention

The annual wizard convention was fast approaching, but Trivap the Courageous was far from ready and feeling like she was not living up to her name. "I barely have my session outline in place. There are only three weeks to go!" Trivap panicked. Ya'Sh the Assertive took charge. "Trivap, you can do this! You have … Continue reading The Wizard Convention