Your Evening News at Five Oh Nine

Anchor Chaz Cheesewurst reporting: Welcome to your local news at 5:09pm. Our lead story this evening, a zeppelin was spotted flying over downtown around four o'clock in the morning this very morning.  You've known about it since it was trending on Twitter by 4:30am, but we're recapping out of tradition.  We go now to our … Continue reading Your Evening News at Five Oh Nine

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One Side of the Conversation from the “Knead Knot Want Knot” Podcast

What's up all you fantastic listeners out there? I'm your host Zep Treadwell. With me, as always, my trusty sidekick, co-conspirator (really though, we're plotting something very illegal and there are fiiiiiiivvveee people involved), bestie buddie broseph, Ule O'Hannesy. Ha! You're a funny one, Ule. Of course we're plotting something morally, ethically, and legally questionable! Right … Continue reading One Side of the Conversation from the “Knead Knot Want Knot” Podcast

From the Town Records of Shadow River

From the public records of the town of Shadow River. Public Hearing Regarding the Juniper Festival Incident Township of Shadow River Date: May 15, 2018 Mayor Rodney Blueburn presiding   Mayor Blueburn: Thank you to those in attendance.  We call to testimony Tina Rhymes, chair of the tourism board. Rhymes: Good morning, council representatives. Blueburn: … Continue reading From the Town Records of Shadow River

Well, Well, Well, We Meet Again

Traveled to the big city today! Of course, I grew up a stone's throw from said big city, left for a smaller city, learned some weird phrases and have thoroughly enjoyed what is essentially no traffic ever since.  It was ComicCon weekend. Costumes, merchandising, crowds, merchandising, people talking into loudspeakers to direct photo-op traffic. I'm … Continue reading Well, Well, Well, We Meet Again

Movie Trailers for Films That Must Not Ever, Ever Exist

In a world where climbing the ladder is all that matters... Boss: You'll get there one day, kid. Kid: Thanks, boss. I'm just so happy to be working in content creation. I feel like a real scribe! Boss: Well, you're not a scribe yet. You're just a little less than a full scribe. More like … Continue reading Movie Trailers for Films That Must Not Ever, Ever Exist

Pillow Talk

Night had fallen. Eyes grew weary. Sleep called them. The couple had discussed their days over dinner, made weekend plans as cheesy sci-fi movies played in the background, and chatted about the current state of affairs over beers.  They had talked the night away and when it came time to turn in they had run … Continue reading Pillow Talk