Planet Hopping

Captain's journal. Date L33t. Probably. Sometimes, dear listeners, calling the stars home gets downright tiresome. Sure the swirls of faraway galaxies and bright zipping comets provide life-defining scenes, but traveling planet to planet and investigating ancient ruins of lost alien civilizations does become a bit...oh who am I kidding?  This job is the best. I'm … Continue reading Planet Hopping


Low Hopper Sings of Truth

The avant-garde electro-folk song stylings of Low Hopper were recently rediscovered by a team of musicologist from the University of Western Mainconsin. It appears that Low Hopper preferred to write the music and words at different times and the research team is busy putting together lyrics and beats. The following track is dated to 1985. … Continue reading Low Hopper Sings of Truth

The Dog Days of Summer (Movies)

Movie trailers. In a world of imagination. In a time of desperation. One couple dares to do the impossible. Partner 1: We can make the perfect bread. Partner 2: We could make the perfect dog too. Together their idea will change the world. This summer see... Breed and Butter **** Voice of unseen person: The … Continue reading The Dog Days of Summer (Movies)

Archives: Captain Redding and the Journey of Eagle Seven

This morning started way too early for me. Up before the sun in July? That's not cool, work. Not cool at all.  I don't remember driving to or from work, but I'm sure it was pretty exciting stuff. Highway speeds, farmland, that spot I saw an eagle that one time; the route has it all.  … Continue reading Archives: Captain Redding and the Journey of Eagle Seven

Micah Henley’s Retirement Party

Champagne bottles popped open, a small band fired up a celebratory tune in the back corner of the room, and in the middle of it all Micah Henley looked around. He took in the sounds of his laughing coworkers happy to be spending an hour or so away from standing desks, the clatter of forks … Continue reading Micah Henley’s Retirement Party

A Recipe for the Best Quinoa Black Bean Burritos (of DOOM!)

Welcome back dear reader. What a summer it has been thus far. The kids are busy, the spouse is busy, even the dog is busy! So when we all finally get time to sit down together we have to make sure we aren't wasting our time with garbage food that will poison our bodies and … Continue reading A Recipe for the Best Quinoa Black Bean Burritos (of DOOM!)