*Thriller movie trailer voice* In a world full of broken doors, you’re always In a Jamb Coming this fall.
*Rom-com* The fabric shop served the community for years. All good things come to an end though. One last home design gig and she was out of the biz, off to new adventures. She didn’t expect her final client to be such a stitch. It’s Curtains this Winter. —see, ’cause Curtains can also be the close of something, and as a fabric shop that does home design they would make curtains….ah, this was a stretch.
*Comedy, Dark, Dark, Most People don’t get that it’s elaborate satire.* The voters went mad! The government went madder. It’s Electoral Disfunction popping up this fall.
*Comedy trailer voice* His movie collection was all that mattered. DVD, Blu-Ray, Laserdisc even, the movies played. He’s about to take a day off work and marathon all he can. It’s more exciting than it sounds. This Summer, come see Discomfort.
*Comedy trailer voice* Medical school sucks. Party animals Rory and Oregon have a plan to change that. This summer, no one is Bored of Medicine.
*Horror movie voice over* It was always around the house. Under the grill. Under the deck. Waiting. The Johnsons never suspected. Their neighbors never suspected. When the earthquake hit, they finally understood. Coming this March to theaters everywhere; The Fault in Our Yards
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