Phrases I am attempting to make part of my daily routine... Breakdance battle! That's an ugly pizza box. Teddy bears are at it again. That's overrated like an orange. Original like Netflix...I've thrown 700 things at a wall and like 10 have stuck. Party like the phones on 2% battery. Over that like a coat. … Continue reading Phrases


First Chapter

Earlier this month, unbeknownst to me because of spectacular inability to check email, the very first place to publish something I wrote shut down.  Jukepop Serial started a whole bunch of really amazing authors (still no idea how/why they picked my story, but it was pretty cool nonetheless).  The site no longer exists, likey because … Continue reading First Chapter

Answers from the Adviceroy

Dear Adviceroy, I ran into a bit of a social quandary today and I know your winged knowledge can assist.  I am pretty sure my roommate used my toothbrush.  What's the best way to bring up the subject and go about my gingivitis battling business? Signed, Brusher in Buffalo Dear Brusher, The easiest way to … Continue reading Answers from the Adviceroy


Lunch Hour Characters

I have not plugged blog number two in quite some time, but Lunch Hour Characters is (shockingly) still a thing.  A delightfully absurd, weird thing. Six months in.  Time is a strange beast. Here's a look at some of the recent content: Paul collects stamps. And travel experiences!     Bad art. Bad stories. Daily … Continue reading Lunch Hour Characters


I can call it quits now

My list of crowning life achievements goes a bit like this:Marrying my wifeKids join the familyEducational achievementSomeone found my website by searching "lame jokes at night"Made a really good taco that one time. Talk about life goals, eh? Sure the search probably came from Bing and I don't want to know the searcher on a … Continue reading I can call it quits now


August Plans

The eighth month of 2017 has arrived! There's hope, potential and the promise of new things on the horizon.  Or something like that.  Now is a good time to sit back, relax and set some goals for the month. Goals like... 6 new regular readers all with the nickname "Wild".  That would be so...wild. A … Continue reading August Plans


Second Blog?

I'm addicted. So second blog it is! Come on over to Lunch Hour Characters for bad art, silly captions and watch my slow decent into madness as characters come to life in the odd moments of downtime. We'll see how this single topic blog thing works out.  Experimentation is good.  With that mentality I … Continue reading Second Blog?