All (sans one because reasons) of my Amazon books are free today through Sunday. They aren't reviewed too often, but when they are people tend to like them. Check out People on the Highway Volumes 1 and 2; people watching short stories. Roan's Demon, a short story horror novella about family, friends and a demon. … Continue reading Mid Day Free Books!
Today I saw a farming tradition up close and personal. Fields were being set on fire in preparation for the planting season. The wind carried thin plumes of smoke over the highway and next to the side of the road little pillars of flame bounced from one tuft of dead grass to another. In a … Continue reading A Grand Tradition
Phrases I am attempting to make part of my daily routine... Breakdance battle! That's an ugly pizza box. Teddy bears are at it again. That's overrated like an orange. Original like Netflix...I've thrown 700 things at a wall and like 10 have stuck. Party like the phones on 2% battery. Over that like a coat. … Continue reading Phrases
Earlier this month, unbeknownst to me because of spectacular inability to check email, the very first place to publish something I wrote shut down. Jukepop Serial started a whole bunch of really amazing authors (still no idea how/why they picked my story, but it was pretty cool nonetheless). The site no longer exists, likey because … Continue reading First Chapter
Dear Adviceroy, I ran into a bit of a social quandary today and I know your winged knowledge can assist. I am pretty sure my roommate used my toothbrush. What's the best way to bring up the subject and go about my gingivitis battling business? Signed, Brusher in Buffalo Dear Brusher, The easiest way to … Continue reading Answers from the Adviceroy
I have not plugged blog number two in quite some time, but Lunch Hour Characters is (shockingly) still a thing. A delightfully absurd, weird thing. Six months in. Time is a strange beast. Here's a look at some of the recent content: Paul collects stamps. And travel experiences! Bad art. Bad stories. Daily … Continue reading Lunch Hour Characters
My list of crowning life achievements goes a bit like this:Marrying my wifeKids join the familyEducational achievementSomeone found my website by searching "lame jokes at night"Made a really good taco that one time. Talk about life goals, eh? Sure the search probably came from Bing and I don't want to know the searcher on a … Continue reading I can call it quits now