An Evening of Missed Notifications

The movie came to an end. House lights grew brighter, other patrons started filing out of the crowded hall.  They had all just shared 110 minutes of pure action-comedy bliss and were off to tell their family, friends, and followers all about the spoiler-free best parts. Jason Wilbanks hung back for a moment. He had … Continue reading An Evening of Missed Notifications


The Robot Made Art

"Jenkins, come quick!" Old Man Wilson called.  "The R&D lab has finally done it! They've created an AI capable of art.  We no longer need an advertising department." Jenkins ran to his boss' voice and hoped the claim was false.  Jenkins was the advertising department. "Look at this series of haiku the little scamp put … Continue reading The Robot Made Art


"Vampire hunting werewolf who, uh, moon lights, as a detective with the Chicago PD." "A lion who is cursed to only tell the truth!" "An offshore author bothers store bores with sore lore." The voices filled the room, running over one another.  The pitch meeting was not going well. "We need an ad campaign that … Continue reading Lettuce