Protecting Monarch

“Monarch is in the building. All points provide status,” Agent Markus spoke into his headset. Five voices replied in rapid order with “we’re fine, Mark.” “Come on guys, this is serious. Be professional,” Mark responded. “I’m going to check the cafeteria for nefarious pizza. Anyone want to interrogate the witness with me?” Tyler said. “That’s … Continue reading Protecting Monarch


Laugh Tracks

Narrator: To The Last Drop is filmed before a live studio audience. Rick Drop, entering the family home: Hi, honey! I'm home! Audience laughter as Rick stumbles inside.   Benny Drop, the first child of Rick and Deb: Dad! Mom made dinner. *whispers* please tell me you brought pizza? Audience laughter. Rick, smirking and messing up … Continue reading Laugh Tracks

Currently Thinking

The bachelor party of one Rupert Garfield is currently in full swing.  It has been in full swing for six hours.  Every single participant has to be awake at 5:00 am tomorrow morning to make it to the wedding venue on time.  What are they all currently thinking?   Name: Rupert Garfield Role: Groom Current … Continue reading Currently Thinking

Party Like It’s…

Pow! The champagne bottle opened. The cork flew. The bubbles fizzled.  The New Year had arrived. "Welcome to 1999 everybody!" The host shouted. "Resolutions! Resolutions!" A particular festive (and drunk) party-goer screamed from the background. "I'm getting my dot-com off the ground this year!" Shouted Jenkins. "I'm going to Jazzercise until 2099!" Shrieked Tomas from … Continue reading Party Like It’s…

The Stories of Shadow River Park

On October 4, 1957 the Soviet Union launched Sputnik, the first artificial satellite to leave earth and enter space. This feat of human potential inspired and terrified the world.  In the tiny town of Shadow River, it sparked something inside the mind of young Guy Whetstone that would never be extinguished.  He saw that little … Continue reading The Stories of Shadow River Park

Low Hopper and the Best By Date

When most of us encounter expired food, it goes into the garbage.  Low Hopper understood that food waste is a terrible problem and refused to throw anything out.  This behavior was a habit for decades until the events of the song below changed the songwriter forever. Old Toaster Pastry by Low Hopper Didn't know they … Continue reading Low Hopper and the Best By Date