Valentine’s Day Poetry (For The Very Tired)

One: My heart is all yours My back feels so sore I'm in bed by eight 'Cause I'm such a bore Two: The kids are asleep You know what that means Let's watch reruns And look at sick memes Three: Wink Wink Nudge Nudge Tonight is date night Wink Wink Nudge Nudge Let's skip doing … Continue reading Valentine’s Day Poetry (For The Very Tired)


Valentine’s Day

It's Valentine's Day! Here are some thoughts for my tombstone's epitaph. Pox came down and smashed this clown His final word rhymed with orange He tried. He died. Lesson learned. Last words: Sweet googly moogly that's a big ant! Partier. Adventurer.  Guru. Gyro Eater.  He was one of these things. Could sing most of "Smells … Continue reading Valentine’s Day

We Don’t “Do” Valentine’s Day

This will be the 11th Valentine's Day for my wife and I.  Once, long ago, when we were two broke kids living in dorm rooms we tried the whole date night thing.  Our first Valentine's Day together we ordered take-out from Pita Pit, at the time it was the fanciest place we could afford and … Continue reading We Don’t “Do” Valentine’s Day