From the Classifieds Section of The Cumberland Times Journal

FOUND: Weird looking dog found at the corner at Walkin and Stoppin. Walks upright and I've only seen it on nights with a full moon.  Tends to be eating other dogs.  Call 555-1812. Mark. FOR SALE Dark Crystal. Not the DVD. Must go. Cheap! May cause headaches morning after wearing. Meet me at the corner … Continue reading From the Classifieds Section of The Cumberland Times Journal

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