It reads “Heck yeah bring elephants” Hannibal 218 BCE

Society6 just launched sticker options and I’m really stoked about them.


Now you can deck out your stuff with poorly timed sayings throughout history in sticker form.  It’s pretty cool.

I just put up some new designs.  Stickers start at $2.99 apparently.  Check out my selection here:


Or the joke that started this whole endeavor, coffee mugs here:

Or! Download a free short story collection about people watching while driving, People on the Highway this entire weekend right here on Amazon

Thanks for sitting through my little sales pitch. Have a great night.


Lunch Hour Characters

I have not plugged blog number two in quite some time, but Lunch Hour Characters is (shockingly) still a thing.  A delightfully absurd, weird thing. Six months in.  Time is a strange beast.

Here’s a look at some of the recent content:

Paul collects stamps. And travel experiences!



Bad art. Bad stories. Daily updates. Link:

General Update Post For the Win!

Time for the ol’ obligatory marketing post.  Part of the ol’ blogger thing that helps fund the ol’ website and helps me learn ways to calling everything the ol’ something or other.

All day today May 15, enjoy 20% of everything at my Society6 page:  Coffee mugs, shirts, phone cases, all the fun stuff that’s print on demand friendly.

Chapter 2 of Quincy and the West is now live on Jukepop.  Check it out. We meet Deputy Varge, the orc with a investigative mind.

People on the Highway received a 5 star review some time ago, but I’m only now noticing.  Check out the book for yourself on Amazon and see what two whole people (one of whom I’m not related to!) have given five yellow stars to.

Free stuff is available at Barnes and Noble too.  Here’s a link:

Alrighty, the marketing post for the quarter is done.  Thanks for reading.  I very much appreciate it.


Sweet Googly Moogly New Mugs!

You know what’s fun? Words.

You know what goes well with words? Coffee.

I’m addicted to bad graphic design (the only kind I know how to make).  These are a departure from the history themed items currently available. Rather, they feature some of my favorite phrases.  The ones without curses anyway.  More on the way because by golly they are fun to make.  I hear they’re good mugs too.  Once I can afford one, I’m totally getting one….wait a tick…


Get yours here:

and here:


Here are free books to go with your drinking.  Coffee drinking. Or not.