Working Titles

My new piece is in need of a title. Here are some I'm throwing around. Cary Elwes needs to be Lex Luther. What does "spoiler alert" mean to a NASCAR driver? I'd stick with my day job but I'm bad at that too. Whipping Cream makes a mess. The Office was more fulfilling, but Parks … Continue reading Working Titles


Other Duties as Assigned

It was three hours into my flight to Toronto that I realized something; I was working for the mob. What goes through one’s mind when this realization hits? Not much. The signs weren’t there in the lead up to the personal discovery. The Godfather this was not. I answered an ad on Indeed, went through … Continue reading Other Duties as Assigned

Liner Notes

For the Band “What does this mean?” the guitarist asked the lead singer. “It means that you should make your guitar go wingy wingy wingy right about here.” The lead singer answered. “What does that mean?” the guitarist was unsure what ‘wingy wingy wingy’ could be. “Try taking your guitar and winging out of the … Continue reading Liner Notes

Additional Corrections to Previous Content

The following points are to clarify and correct previous inaccuracies in content posted to this site:   3DPrinted business cards are annoying. This stands in contrast to the original statement that they are “dope”. Do not under any circumstance try to capture a penguin. They are litigious. Sports reporters are not defeated by garlic. The … Continue reading Additional Corrections to Previous Content

Movie Trailers

I'm very hungry and tonight's puns will reflect such. My apologies. Still, thanks for reading!   Destiny brought them together. "I can do this," Joan says, grabbing a meat cleaver. "I can do this," Jon says, grabbing a rolling pin. "No. We do this," Jenn says, grabbing a stake. This summer, come see....The Butcher, The Baker, The … Continue reading Movie Trailers

A Problem at Milo’s Store

Milo Greene loved Chamber of Commerce meetings.  The gathering of local business folk sharing their best practices and networking, but in a good way, was the highlight of Milo's month.  This month, Milo had to pose a tough question to the group; why were the visitors at his new store so uninterested in the product? … Continue reading A Problem at Milo’s Store