Rhymes for the Tough Times – 2

I enjoy kid tv shows that use rhymes or song to impart lessons to the child viewer. I thought perhaps I could add some that parents could use time and time again to get the point across.   Don't chew your shirt It's full of dirt You eat it more And I'll double your chore … Continue reading Rhymes for the Tough Times – 2

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Must Haves: Parenting Books

Parenthood is a weird, terrible, amusing, gross, lovely, heartening experience full of weird, terrible, amusing, gross, lovely, heartening moments.  There exists myriad tips, tricks, guides, pamphlets, websites, Morse code signals to help parents understand how to not mess up a little human while keeping their sanity, but the go-to is the parenting book. I've skimmed … Continue reading Must Haves: Parenting Books

Haiku for the Parents Out There

The children behave so incredibly well when with other adults 6 o'clock am This is sleeping in today I'm mostly okay. Every bandaid here Has a cartoon face on it Face covered in blood. Why is this sticky? Why is that thing sticky too? How does this happen? Remember that thing? You said you would … Continue reading Haiku for the Parents Out There

Common Conversations with My Toddler

Toddler, half an hour after falling asleep: Daddy, there's something under my bed. Me, to toddler: Oh, buddy. Let's get you back to sleep.  I'll check under your bed. Me, to self: Oh good golly, what if there is actually something under the bed? I would not react well right now. Toddler, crawling back into … Continue reading Common Conversations with My Toddler

Common Conversations with My Toddler

Me: Breakfast is served! Toddler: I don't want this. Me: You said you wanted waffles. Toddler: I want eggs and bacon like you and brother. Me: You have waffles. Toddler: But I want eggs. Me: Can you say please? Toddler: Can I please have eggs? Me: Sure.  Here's my breakfast.  Now please eat. Toddler: Thanks. … Continue reading Common Conversations with My Toddler

Common Conversations with My Toddler

Toddler: Dad, are you scared of monsters? Me: Certain monsters. Toddler: Like Godzilla? Me: More like anxiety, depression, cancer. They're different types of monsters. Toddler: Monsters like Godzilla? Me: Just like Godzilla. Toddler: 'Cause I'm not scared of Godzilla. Me; Oh.     Thanks for reading!  

Common Conversations with My Toddler

Me: Okay, let's try something crazy. You get to brush your teeth all by yourself! Ready? Toddler: Yeah. Me: Front, back, top, bottom; remember? Okay. Go! Toddler, brushing: This tastes bad. Me: Well, it'll go away. Keep brushing, please. Toddler continues brushing. Me: You don't need to brush your lips. Toddler: No, Dad. I need … Continue reading Common Conversations with My Toddler