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I'm very hungry and tonight's puns will reflect such. My apologies. Still, thanks for reading!   Destiny brought them together. "I can do this," Joan says, grabbing a meat cleaver. "I can do this," Jon says, grabbing a rolling pin. "No. We do this," Jenn says, grabbing a stake. This summer, come see....The Butcher, The Baker, The … Continue reading Movie Trailers

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In a world full of charity One gift type means a little less than others. Farmer Johnson has a problem... This fall come see: Who Gives a Duck? If there was one thing Benny the Whale and his Whale buddies feared it was quiet. They lived in the quiet. They ate in the quiet. Coming … Continue reading Movie Trailers

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Text from trailers of upcoming movies: 90s RomCom trailer voiceover: Tamara is a small town artist. Prya is a small town horse trainer. Their love story has hit a roadblock. Decisions must be made, but there's only one real option for Prya... See Art Before the Horse this winter. Comedy trailer voiceover: Albert loves egg salad, … Continue reading Movie Trailers

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*Thriller movie trailer voice* In a world full of broken doors, you're always In a Jamb Coming this fall. *Rom-com* The fabric shop served the community for years.  All good things come to an end though.  One last home design gig and she was out of the biz, off to new adventures.  She didn't expect her … Continue reading Movie Trailers 2

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(Action movie trailer voice)  "This horse has to be on that plane!" "Sir, there's nothing we can do." "Don't you understand this four legged equine is going to save the President?" "Does it have a ticket?" This summer see Air Horse One....Don't Miss Your Gait. (Rom-Com movie trailer voice) John is having a rough day. … Continue reading Movie Trailers

This is Really Becoming One of My Favorite Ways to Pass the Time

Coming soon to theaters: (Rom-com movie trailer voice) They were searching for oil, but found something more. This fall see This is Not a Drill   (horror movie trailer voice) Zombies around every corner.  No path safe.  There's only one who can save them all. "I told you it was zombies!" "Yes, we get it, … Continue reading This is Really Becoming One of My Favorite Ways to Pass the Time