This week, a career-making project comes ended. Lots of hours, lots of planning, lots of not seeing my kids. I’m pretty stoked to see it all end, but now I’m left to wonder what big project comes next. I could finish a book, but that alone doesn’t make for a funny blog post written while overdosing on dayquil and 4 hours of sleep. Not funny at all.
Here are some projects I’m tossing around to fill the void:
Streamline hamster cages. All of them.
Paint an art-deco homage to “A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte” but the people are replaced with hamsters.
Sound design overhaul of the entire 6th season of (New) Doctor Who to replace the sounds of the Silence with squeaky hamster cage wheels.
A critical analysis of the early work of Walt Whitman focusing on the interactions of man and nature and cybernetic implants to aid in the control of Morlocks. Or something. This one is still on a “project planning” stage.
Learn to curse in a new language.
Check it. Reboot Ratatouille but…with hamsters.
Market a new line of lab coats. They look like typical lab coats, but the pocket on the front has a circle game insignia. Science will never be the same.
Tire swings for hamsters.
In all likelihood, I’ll just sleep. Super tired.
Have a good weekend!