Additional Corrections to Previous Content

The following points are to clarify and correct previous inaccuracies in content posted to this site:   3DPrinted business cards are annoying. This stands in contrast to the original statement that they are “dope”. Do not under any circumstance try to capture a penguin. They are litigious. Sports reporters are not defeated by garlic. The … Continue reading Additional Corrections to Previous Content

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Social Clubs

I’ll be solidly in my mid-30s in just a few weeks and all I know about this age group is based on television programming from twenty years ago. If those shows taught me anything it is that I should probably be investigating local book clubs figuring out which one to join. Television 20 years ago … Continue reading Social Clubs

Movie Trailers

I'm very hungry and tonight's puns will reflect such. My apologies. Still, thanks for reading!   Destiny brought them together. "I can do this," Joan says, grabbing a meat cleaver. "I can do this," Jon says, grabbing a rolling pin. "No. We do this," Jenn says, grabbing a stake. This summer, come see....The Butcher, The Baker, The … Continue reading Movie Trailers

Must Haves: Friday Night

Here it is! Friday! Friday! I'd quote that song about this fine day, but am terrified of how culturally irrelevant I have become.  That's growing up, I guess.  What makes a nice Friday night? What does a Friday absolutely have to include? Let's discuss. Must haves for a good, nay, a great Friday night: Fancy food … Continue reading Must Haves: Friday Night

Predicted Trends of 2019 (For Niche Audiences)

And now... Trends of 2019 that will only affect certain communities. Folk Music: That banjo/record scratch hybrid of 2003 is coming back hard this year, Folksters. Get ready! Plastic bag manufacturers: Another rough year, but people will really enjoy blue Garamond type on department store bags. Pumpkin pie purists: Two words: butter topping. Boom. Slackline: … Continue reading Predicted Trends of 2019 (For Niche Audiences)

Marv Meets Marv and Marv and Marv

Marv never intended to open a connection to the universes beside our own.  Ever the curious one, he stuck a fork in a toaster to see if the claims of danger were real. They were. They are. The toaster used for this experiment once belonged to a nuclear researcher who liked to tinker a bit...with … Continue reading Marv Meets Marv and Marv and Marv