Must Haves: Friday Night

Here it is! Friday! Friday! I'd quote that song about this fine day, but am terrified of how culturally irrelevant I have become.  That's growing up, I guess.  What makes a nice Friday night? What does a Friday absolutely have to include? Let's discuss. Must haves for a good, nay, a great Friday night: Fancy food … Continue reading Must Haves: Friday Night

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Predicted Trends of 2019 (For Niche Audiences)

And now... Trends of 2019 that will only affect certain communities. Folk Music: That banjo/record scratch hybrid of 2003 is coming back hard this year, Folksters. Get ready! Plastic bag manufacturers: Another rough year, but people will really enjoy blue Garamond type on department store bags. Pumpkin pie purists: Two words: butter topping. Boom. Slackline: … Continue reading Predicted Trends of 2019 (For Niche Audiences)

Marv Meets Marv and Marv and Marv

Marv never intended to open a connection to the universes beside our own.  Ever the curious one, he stuck a fork in a toaster to see if the claims of danger were real. They were. They are. The toaster used for this experiment once belonged to a nuclear researcher who liked to tinker a bit...with … Continue reading Marv Meets Marv and Marv and Marv

Like a Venn Diagram Without the Middle

Francine McCloud, of the family McCloud, attended a family reunion.  The weather was warm, the sun was bright and the grills were filling the area with a delicious smelling smoke.  She observed her relatives interact with one another. They divided into smaller groups over time and those groups were mind-boggling to her.  They were so … Continue reading Like a Venn Diagram Without the Middle

Notes Found in a Shred Bin

Rummaging through the paper shred bin at work, Dolores Thatcher hoped to recover even a remnant of a document she had discarded in error.  She never found what she was looking for, but did find much more terrifying things. The following are lines she was able to put together: R&D is working with Cartography on … Continue reading Notes Found in a Shred Bin

Movie Trailers of Middling Quality

Interior of some type of militarized, steel sailing vessel- Character one, grizzled commando type, gruff voice, obviously tired of this stuff: It never ends! Newbie, heart of gold, wrong place wrong time situation: We can't give up now! Character one: But they know our every move. Scientist, glasses hanging off the nose, red strobe lights … Continue reading Movie Trailers of Middling Quality