Dear Future Past Me

Dear Future Past Me, I want to take a moment to talk about the oddities of time travel.  I've mentioned in previous letters that each and every time I activate the time machine the time tunnel that opens up drenches me in purple goo. I have failed to mention that this goo smells like cabbage.  … Continue reading Dear Future Past Me

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Dear Future Past Me

Dear Future Past Me, I am in 1920s London and have one specific purpose; I'm going to eat an English breakfast.  Going all in! I'm going to eat it at a fancy-schmancy Edwardian-esque London restaurant.  I have a weird looking coat made of legit wool and everything.  Turns out wool is heavy and scratchy, but … Continue reading Dear Future Past Me

Dear Future Past Me

Dear Future Past Me, In 2010 you/me/us took a trip to England.  Unknown to us at the time, the World Cup was occurring that summer and England and the US would at one point square off.  This was the first exposure we ever had to international football. I got to thinking while traveling around time … Continue reading Dear Future Past Me

Dear Future Past Me

Dear Future Past Me, Mistakes have been made.  You know how we never did the Spring Break traditional trip to Cancun? You know how we learned margaritas taste pretty okay just before the kids were born and constant sobriety was the only way to stay awake long enough to ensure they were safe and cared … Continue reading Dear Future Past Me

Dear Future Past Me

Dear Future Past Me, I really thought time travel would involve more Quantum Leap style murder mystery.  You know how much Lore I've listened to? You don't. I'm friggin' years older than you are right now. Maybe. I can't control when these notes arrive.  But if Lore the popular podcast, television series, and VR-Cast (you'll … Continue reading Dear Future Past Me

Dear Future Past Me

Dear Future Past Me, Hi. Guess what? I don't know if you guessed correctly, but the answer is we had "Kiss From a Rose" stuck in our head and the natural progression of this was to travel to 1995 Los Angeles, get a job with craft services and hang out on the set of Batman Forever. Turns … Continue reading Dear Future Past Me

Dear Future Past Me

Dear Future Past Me, It seems this is becoming a popular phrase in our time travel journies, but, we messed up. Again. You know that paper you wrote on Cafe Procope for that college French class? Yeah, you do. I know this because I am you, but also because we remember it shortly after seeing John … Continue reading Dear Future Past Me