Deck typed away at his company furnished laptop after hours and listened to his company furnished cell phone vibrate violently with every new email received. "We should start a business. Be our own boss." He suggested. Amy scoffed. "Two words: Sales" "That's one word," Deck said really putting his accounting experience to work. "That's how … Continue reading Deck and Amy and The Future
"What makes you interested in this particular program, Mr. Dover?" The admissions counselor asked of "Mr. Dover" much to his delight. No one had ever called him mister before. "Well, I really feel I was born for the mortuary trade." Mr. Dover explained. "Why is that?" "My first name is Keel." "Your name is Keel … Continue reading The Interview
"Seriously?" "I think so." "This is not cool." "Looks clear. I'll head up there." "This game of capture the flag is out of control." "Get ready to call 911, though." "Already on it."
"Mack, go help that guy." "He looks fine, Pearl. There's no need to get involved." "How is he fine?" "Well, he's not screaming in agony, is he?" "That should be more alarming. Look at all this ice. Poor fella could have bonked his head." "Look around, no one else is concerned." "Mack. Go help him." "Pearl, … Continue reading Helpful
"Pictures. They're just pictures. You know what people can do with Photoshop these days? Come on. No one will believe they're real." "Reality is constructed, built upon that which people see. If it can be seen, it can be believed. Right now, even the possibility that something can be seen builds reality for some." "Dave, … Continue reading Just Pictures
"Quite a chart. What's the data?" "Our Slack bot. When called, it DMs a picture of a pig in boots to the entire team." "How does that help?" "No idea, but we have 27,000 daily users." "I don't understand what productivity means anymore." "No one does, Char. No one does." Image via … Continue reading The Chart
By golly am I not focusing tonight. Here's an oldie, but a goodie. I have stopped hearing from insurance companies since the original posting last year. Blogging changes lives. Here we go..... "Again?" She spoke through her disgust. "They had a dog. Did not plan on the dog. Can I come in?" He held a … Continue reading Sibling Bonds