Low Hopper Finally RSVPs

Low Hopper, beloved electro folk song writer, penned and recorded a cutesy little ballad apologizing for a missed rsvp. We don't know who the song was written to, but Low was often overheard lamenting the social stumble and mentioning a Genie. Low said a lot of stuff though. Below and above, the song "Finally sending … Continue reading Low Hopper Finally RSVPs


Low Hopper Envies the Robots

Anxiety culture Got me how I wanna be all Wrapped up like a mummy Asleep in a forgotten tomb Rip out all my insides Pull my nose through my brain Oh no I mispoke Oh please don't cancel me Ooooohhh nnnoooo there's a mirrrrrorr I think I see myself in it Ooooohhh nnnoooo there's a … Continue reading Low Hopper Envies the Robots

Low Hopper Against the Highwaymen

Low Hopper did a quick tour through what he called "Little Narnia" a neighborhood in the hinterlands of a town that itself was on the hinterlands of a not-too populated metropolis in the mid-west.  I don't think the description was too far off based on this recent discovery from a collection of songs labeled "I … Continue reading Low Hopper Against the Highwaymen

Low Hopper and the Back Alley Brawl

Low Hopper always believed in Santa.  Unsurprising as the electro-folk star met the Mothman and a baseball team full of vampires.  So when he finally found proof of his beliefs, he wrote a song about it.  Along the way, he proved something else too. The Wolf, the Elf, and the Eve. I found myself in … Continue reading Low Hopper and the Back Alley Brawl

Low Hopper Bar Hops in Odd Ways

Low Hopper can't even have a night out on the town without running into some sort of trouble.  This song records the interesting evening he witnessed the destruction of what was the Elderberry Country Club outside Hampster, Wisconsin. City Lights and a Pickle by Low Hopper The night had only just begun The bar tab … Continue reading Low Hopper Bar Hops in Odd Ways

Low Hopper and the Best By Date

When most of us encounter expired food, it goes into the garbage.  Low Hopper understood that food waste is a terrible problem and refused to throw anything out.  This behavior was a habit for decades until the events of the song below changed the songwriter forever. Old Toaster Pastry by Low Hopper Didn't know they … Continue reading Low Hopper and the Best By Date

Low Hopper is Thankful

Low Hopper wrote one novelty holiday song. It played on the radio once. It was not well received and the master tapes lost to history...until now. Thanks for the Memories (I included the vowels, thank you) - Low Hopper I'm thankful for backrooms all clouded and darkened I'm thankful for highways with roadside attractions I'm … Continue reading Low Hopper is Thankful