Alternate Timeline: Idaho

We know Idaho as the source of great potatoes, a place that pivoted really, really well once the goldmines dried up, and home to Hell's Canyon, the deepest gorge in America.  This is the Idaho we know and think fondly of when it comes up in conversation. True that's not often, but Hell's Canyon is … Continue reading Alternate Timeline: Idaho


Lunch Hour Characters – Twelf

Twelf is a bit of an anomaly. Once a leader of a prosperous nation, Twelf was cursed by a wizard who disagreed with some tax policies. It happens. The curse ripped Twelf from its dimension and into ours. How's that going for the former ruler? Let's find out... in haiku form. This place has grilled … Continue reading Lunch Hour Characters – Twelf

Lunch Hour Characters – Road

Road is traveling. How's it going? Let's find out... in haiku form. Two kids in backseat. Between them, snacks uneaten. Hangry passengers. Dusk approaching fast. Sun sets and blinds the driver Road kill everywhere. Popular question: Who in this car just farted?! Giggles for hours. I spy with my eye Something that starts with a … Continue reading Lunch Hour Characters – Road

Lunch Hour Characters – The Bandit

What does it take to become a frightening villain who captures the hearts and minds of a whole city? The Bandit is about to find out... in haiku form. Kidnapped the mayor Townsfolk rejoiced at the news Back to drawing board Blocked out all sunlight Town loves midnight mini golf This one worked out well … Continue reading Lunch Hour Characters – The Bandit

Lunch Hour Characters- Selfie

Whoa! That's not you. What's that photo doing on your phone? Let's find haiku form. Weird looking seagull? Does it own the photo now? Let's not speak of this. Server from Chili's? Why did we go to that place? What gross food they have. Phone dropped from the sky Found by a pedestrian With … Continue reading Lunch Hour Characters- Selfie

Lunch Hour Characters – Hawk

Hawk is a nickname. Well, it's a nickname of a nickname. Hawk is short for hawkward, which is a derived from Awakward Hank. The original nickname he came by honestly. Let's see some examples in haiku form.   Sneezed on a poodle. He quickly apologized. Using the wrong name. Three, two, one, smile! "What? We're … Continue reading Lunch Hour Characters – Hawk