Lunch Hour Characters- Mirage

What could Mirage be doing right now? Let’s find out in haiku Seven minute wait The line was hardly moving Mirage was alone. —— Eighteen attempts now Yet there was no progression Paper airplanes suck. —— Tuesday night book club No one else read the chapter Mirage felt better —— Ah! Stick of butter! How … Continue reading Lunch Hour Characters- Mirage

At the Corner of Dover and Amherst

The wall at Dover and Amherst has the worst graffiti in town. Just the pits. For a neighborhood known for its art scene, this is an absolute disgrace. The residents have taken to cleaning up the street art at least once a week. However, the original bad spray paint additions to the neighborhood remain in … Continue reading At the Corner of Dover and Amherst

Lunch Hour Characters – tradition

What a week Toro has had planning, plotting, and scheming new things to introduce over this years holiday season. What sort of things? Let's find out in haiku form! Scary ghost stories Are an unknown tradition Making a comeback ----- Snow globe collection Turned into juggling props Not a grand idea ----- Pictionary but Only … Continue reading Lunch Hour Characters – tradition

On the Origin of Shattered Stained Glass

"Interestingly enough, the artist intended for this piece to be a stained glass representation of a traffic collision he was involved in after a raccoon jumped from the side of the road, tapped the passenger side front wheel, darted back into the woods and then threw a pinecone at the car," the tour guide explained. … Continue reading On the Origin of Shattered Stained Glass

Lunch Hour Characters- Corn

This is Corn. Corn loves all things fall. How much so? Let's find out in haiku form. Crunchy leaves on ground. Hidden heap of dog "treasure." No more crunching leaves. Costume decision. Never easy. Even now. Dress as a lost goat? Corn maze visit time! Wait, wait. Are you telling me... I could just walkthrough? … Continue reading Lunch Hour Characters- Corn

Lunch Hour Characters – Goblin

Goblin lives with his clan underground a few miles away from a major city. How's life for Goblin the goblin? Let's find out in haiku form.   "Adventurers suck!" He calls down a dark cavern. "Rude!" a voice calls back. Firepit dinner. Something on the spit smells good. It's a giant rat. Got lost yesterday. … Continue reading Lunch Hour Characters – Goblin

Get to Know Paint Bear

  Paint Bear sees the whole universe. The bear has obtained all knowledge. Paint Bear has accomplished absolutely nothing. Paint Bear will do your taxes. Paint Bear knows only suffering. Paint Bear ran a 5k once. Paint Bear steals from the rich. He pawns stolen goods for televisions. Paint Bear is better than this. Paint … Continue reading Get to Know Paint Bear