Deck typed away at his company furnished laptop after hours and listened to his company furnished cell phone vibrate violently with every new email received. "We should start a business. Be our own boss." He suggested. Amy scoffed. "Two words: Sales" "That's one word," Deck said really putting his accounting experience to work. "That's how … Continue reading Deck and Amy and The Future
Exhibit H Search History from IP 184.108.40.206, dated November 12 Suspected evil wizard Teleportation spells Frog legs Where to buy frog legs Is Kermit a real frog? Explain plot of the first mop puppet movie? Frog eyes How to brine frog eyes Where to buy tiny, tiny mason jars Is there a link between mason jars … Continue reading Exhibit H
"You know how I have a pretty tough time saying no when people request things from me?" Amy said. Deck stopped sipping his coffee, put his paperback on the table beside his chair and looked at Amy wondering exactly what she had done. "Good, you remember," Amy said. She moved to the couch to sit … Continue reading Deck and Amy and the Long Weekend
Wallace entered the worn looking cottage and fell in love. It smelled funny, the walls were breaking, there was no hope indoor plumbing existed, but this was the place. He tried not to seem to eager. Eagerness drove up the rent. "This would make an excellent weekend cottage or even a seasonal writer's cabin," … Continue reading Wallace’s Cabin
Dinner was taking place at the one restaurant in town that did not rely on loud 90s alt-rock to create an atmosphere. As sad as Deck was to not eat a hamburger to the charming tones of Matchbox 20, he was more than pleased to actually hear what Amy was trying to tell him. "I … Continue reading Deck and Amy and the Run-In
Thanks to one of my favorite bloggers, Chape, Lumen5 has been my new obsession. Quick video creations pulled from already existing text? Whaaaatt? That's awesome sauce right there. I'm done with questionably real words now, I promise. Here's the plan: I'm going to turn a bunch of 100 word "stories" (in quotes because they are … Continue reading 100 Word..Videos???
I do not feel well. I want this phrase to mean I am emotionless shell of a human just going through the motions, because that would be a hilarious mis-use of such simple words. No, the phrase holds to physical ailment this evening. It sucks. Instead of fumbling through a pun about tables, as I … Continue reading Burger Time Again