From the Classifieds Section of The Cumberland Times Journal

Weird looking dog found at the corner at Walkin and Stoppin. Walks upright and I’ve only seen it on nights with a full moon.  Tends to be eating other dogs.  Call 555-1812. Mark.

Dark Crystal. Not the DVD. Must go. Cheap! May cause headaches morning after wearing. Meet me at the corner of Walkin and Stoppin anytime before the full moon.  Call 555-1812. John.

Have a big ol’ net? I need a big ol’ net for reasons you need not worry yourself  much about. Have a big ol’ net and a big ol’ truck? Even better.  Call 555-1812. Mary.




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