From the Classifieds Section of The Cumberland Times Journal

FOUND:
Weird looking dog found at the corner at Walkin and Stoppin. Walks upright and I’ve only seen it on nights with a full moon.  Tends to be eating other dogs.  Call 555-1812. Mark.

FOR SALE
Dark Crystal. Not the DVD. Must go. Cheap! May cause headaches morning after wearing. Meet me at the corner of Walkin and Stoppin anytime before the full moon.  Call 555-1812. John.

WANTED:
Have a big ol’ net? I need a big ol’ net for reasons you need not worry yourself  much about. Have a big ol’ net and a big ol’ truck? Even better.  Call 555-1812. Mary.

 

 

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