In the kitchen on a busy service night-
Line cook: Chef, you have to try!
Waiter: Chef, more air! Those eggs need you!
Chef: No! No! It is so much! I can’t whisk it!
This fall…Whisky Business
Parking lot, night time, small town:
Teen 1: You think we’re ever getting out of this place?
Teen 2: Maybe.
Teen 1: That’s not very convincing
Teen 2: We have to make so many choices.
Teen 1: Really we just have to pick a vehicle and go.
October 5, come see: Which Craft?
University offices, interior, poorly lit, probably smells like old books:
Professor: You have to get your act together!
Student: I am together, man, you’re in need of improvement!
Professor: Stop it with the pot and you’ll be a great student!
Student: Stop it with the goofy jackets and you’ll be a better prof!
Narrator: Two unlikely friends teach each other the other side.
This summer; Ditch Tweed
Child’s room, early morning:
Kid: These pants aren’t long enough!
This March, see Hell or High-waters.
Farmhouse porch, turn of the century, corn stalks in the background
Daughter: Daddy, I’ve been asked to a gala!
Daddy: I feared this day would come. Go get me some twigs.
Daughter, confused: Why, Pop?
Daddy: I have to make you something with this here knife and them there twigs.
This April, see Whittle Black Dress
I’m all punned out. Thanks for reading!