Movie Trailers for Films That Must Not Ever, Ever Exist

In a world where climbing the ladder is all that matters…
Boss: You’ll get there one day, kid.
Kid: Thanks, boss. I’m just so happy to be working in content creation. I feel like a real scribe!
Boss: Well, you’re not a scribe yet. You’re just a little less than a full scribe. More like a…

This summer, be sure toΒ Subscribe


In a time of uncomfortable seating arrangements…

Carpenter: I make good chairs.
Customer: That’s great.

This summer,Β The Wicker Man


Plants. Needlepoint.
In a stunning four hour documentary, the cross-section of these two worlds comes to light.

Coming to Netflix in July.
Where the Red Fern Sews


Do you need an echo chamber?
Do you need to know your thoughts and opinions are shared?
Do you need to know when your haircut is coming due?
Do you crave a story of two great buddies?

This fall,Β Peas in a Pod-People.

 

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