Michael Lycan wrote down three things before his death. There was a will, there was a plan, there was just something lingering in his head that needed to be written down. He hoped it would explain a few things.
First, he wrote that he loved the people in his life.
Second, he wrote that he lied about liking Wes Anderson films.
Third, he added an addendum to his will that gave $300 to the person who tossed his urn to the ground while shouting “Fourth Quarter URN-ings report, sucka!”
Michael realized too late he spent too much time at the office.
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