Common Conversations with My Toddler

Me: Okay, let’s try something crazy. You get to brush your teeth all by yourself! Ready?

Toddler: Yeah.

Me: Front, back, top, bottom; remember? Okay. Go!

Toddler, brushing: This tastes bad.

Me: Well, it’ll go away. Keep brushing, please.

Toddler continues brushing.

Me: You don’t need to brush your lips.

Toddler: No, Dad. I need to make them shiny.

Me: The goal is for shiny teeth.

Toddler, now brushing his nose: I brush my nose too.

Me: You’re getting a new toothbrush.


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