“What are you up to?” Abe whispered.
“We need new sheets,” April answered equally quiet. The couple laid in bed waiting for their young children to finally slip into sleep for the evening.
“Why spend the cash? We got three sets at our wedding. We’re fine.” Abe was, as always, concerned about the young family’s finances.
“We’ve been married for ten years,” April pointed out.
Abe’s eyes widened. “What? No. That just happened.”
“Ha! Right?” April proceeded checkout.