How different professions propose marriage. I suppose:
Plumber: Take the plunge with me!
Baker: Let’s get cookin’
Drug dealer: Let’s get cookin’
Doctor: I’m giving you a prescription… for life long partnership.
Barber – Let’s cut to the chase and marry!
Dog trainer: *offers a treat* Marry me?
Salesperson: You’re the deal of a lifetime!
Photographer: In a flash, our lives will change. Something about an aperture.
Technical writer: Step 1: View ring. Step 2: Respond to question Step 3: If answer to question is Yes, proceed to life time together. If no, accept end user agreement and review subscription requirements.
Brewmaster: We should hop to it.
Prison guard: We’ll cell-ebrate a lifetime together.
Spy: — … — . —….. – . -. — … —-
Dance instructor: Let’s get cookin’ (said with jazz hands flailing about)
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