Me: Hey, buddy, let’s play with Legos!
Toddler: Okay. I will make a sword.
Me: Well, let’s aim for something less violent, okay? How about we make a farm?
Toddler: Yeah. With a sword.
Me: No swords. Farm house. Or a castle?
Toddler: Yeah! Castle!
Me: I am regretting this already. What sort of castle should we build?
Toddler: One with swords.
Me: One sword. Let’s play.