“Sure, sure, okay. I understand your anger. You’re upset with good reason. The lake I promised is nowhere in sight. You may have noticed the humidity is actually going down with each and every step,” Caleb told the rather cross group of hikers before him.
“I certainly did notice!” One particularly displeased hiker replied.
“Confession time for ol’ Caleb. I have no idea what this compass means. So we’re going to walk around until someone hears a wave crash or big ol’ bird go ‘ka-kaw’ and make a splash. Solid plan?” Caleb asked.
The hikers seized the compass and map.