“What makes you interested in this particular program, Mr. Dover?” The admissions counselor asked of “Mr. Dover” much to his delight. No one had ever called him mister before.
“Well, I really feel I was born for the mortuary trade.” Mr. Dover explained.
“Why is that?”
“My first name is Keel.”
“Your name is Keel Dover?”
“I’m quite upset with my parents.”
“You really were meant for this line of work. Welcome to the program!”