“You’re going to love this,” Darren said. Colors flashed on the TV and the experience began.
Stella sat for two hours feeling boredom, disgust and was completely unable to lower her eyebrows.
Credits rolled and Darren perked up. “Well, what did you think?”
Stella thought the movie was probably the worst movie ever made, and she marathon’d the Tremors franchise once. Honesty, she told herself, key to marriage.
She turned to her husband, “I would sooner test bear traps than watch that again.”
“So you won’t be watching the sequel with me?” Darren asked.
“Not this lifetime, nope.” Stella confirmed.
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