There’s a zombie in my room!
Again? Oh no! What will you do?
I will destroy it!
Wowsa, I need to keep better tabs on your media consumption.
It’s my naughty uncle.
Your uncle is the zombie?
He was bit by a shark and made into uh zombie. Yeah
Love the enunciation there, big guy.
He’s in my room! I must destroy him.
Well you go get that zombie, buddy.
*Toddler runs off*
Have I ever let them see a zombie movie? I’m not that bad at this am I?
*from his bedroom* Dad! Your zombie brother got me! Help!