“Yeah, it’s pretty sweet. I eat boats on occasion. They think I live in the water! Nope. Basement of the golf club restaurant.” Monster answered. “What do you do?”
“Oh, I pop up in showers, on walls; the usual jump scare stuff. Mostly I just leave web absolutely everywhere. People hate touching this stuff. You should see ’em when it touches their face! Hilarious,” Spider said.
“That’s amazing! But, that does leave a question. Where are you hanging from right now?” Monster asked.
“I stopped questioning that long ago.”