It’s Valentine’s Day! Here are some thoughts for my tombstone’s epitaph.
Pox came down and smashed this clown
His final word rhymed with orange
He tried. He died. Lesson learned.
Last words: Sweet googly moogly that’s a big ant!
Partier. Adventurer. Guru. Gyro Eater. He was one of these things.
Could sing most of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” well into the 2010s.
“The Pie Guy” – horribly misleading. Great way to mess with historians later on.
Never once told ‘the kids’ toget off the lawn
Fought for a solid ten minutes for cherished causes
Woke up before the sun on multiple occasions.
Former owner of a car that looks just that one from that tv show.
Didn’t know his neighbors. Knew the backstory of 5 Green Lanterns.
“I’m with stupid —>” the arrow pointing to a neighboring plot. Always remembered as being ‘that guy’. It’ll be awesome.
A whole bunch of hash marks like III III
IIII no explanation given.
Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!