Warranty

“Now comes the less exciting part of the process, the warranty talk.  You two will most certainly want a warranty on that shiny ring there,” the salesman said.  The two soon to be wed ring shoppers were handed a piece of paper and instructed to review the various clauses.

“You have a fairly standard warranty there, covering scratches, dents, theft,” the salesman rattled off a list.

“This says, ‘in the event a supernatural being appears before you in a pillar of flame and smoke stating it requires the stone for a ritual pertaining to portal opening, surrender the rock and notify the store for a replacement.’  Is that a thing that happens?” one member of the couple asked.

“Oh yeah.  Things get weird after marriage,” the salesman said.  That no laughter accompanied the statement worried the couple.

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