It Saves Time

“ETA at HQ? CFO is running an AHM at 1430,” Mitch asked from the passenger seat.

“I have no idea what you just said,” Duke said coming to a stop at a red light.

“Our DBA XLS is expanding, the AHM will explain everything,” Mitch attempted clarification.

Duke stopped listening.

“Positive ROI by Q1!  Stoked!”

“Hey, open the glove box,” Duke instructed.

Mitch complied and screamed. “What is that!”

“Fire ants! Speak like a human or the glove box fire ants will eat your hand!”

“Why is this a thing?” Mitch asked, horrified.

“We’re asking the same question,” Duke drove on.

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