“What the whaaaatt?” Cindy said as she sunk ever so slightly into the earth.
Standing next to her, Bryson stared at his phone and said, “I loved 30 Rock.”
Cindy quickly realized the one section of ground not covered by cement was in fact the often rumored, but never actually encountered quicksand she had heard so much about.
“Bry, I could use a little help over here,” she said.
“Bryson stared at his phone and said aloud, “Hashtag BigFoot, Hashtag Conspiracy, Hashtag It was DB Cooper.”
“A million retweets. Help me out!” Cindy shouted.
“Oh yikes! Helping now,” Bryson finally noticed.