Common Conversations with My Toddler

In regard to band-aids:

Keep your band-aid on, pal.

No

Hey, stop trying to peel it off.

No

Do you want your wound to get worse?

Yeah

No you don’t.

Batman

That has no relevance.

Band-aid.  Batman.

Oh, it’s a Batman band-aid.  Got it.  Don’t try to gnaw it off.  Are you trying to eat Batman?

Yeah

Well. Don’t.

No.  

I don’t know what I was expecting there.

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