Why The Internet Exists (In 100 Words)

“With these very eyes, I saw the sight.  You must believe me! The bird waddled in took hold of the bag containing the delicacy and waddled out of the shop with the keeper being none the wiser.  I fear never again shall I bear witness to something so purely outlandish and amusing.  I shall tell the world!”

“Right then, you mean to say a gull stole a bit of food and the shop keep didn’t see?”

“Certainly, good sirs! It was resplendent!”

“Put him in the wagon, gents, he’s gone out ‘is mind.”

This is why we record everything now.

 

Inspired by this thief.

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