“If you ‘settle down’ with your ‘partner in crime’ does that mean the newlyweds are unemployed?”
The pre-wedding jitters were beginning to show, but Buzz was doing his best to keep calm.
“It means there are a lot of dumb cliches about marriage. I for one would not want a partner in a crime. Crime leads to jail. That puts strain on a marriage,” Duke was nailing his best man duties.
“We’ll be referred to as one another’s ‘ball and chain.’ Am I just going to be holding her back?” Buzz panicked.
“How about we forget the cliches?” Duke pleaded.