Jitters

“If you ‘settle down’ with your ‘partner in crime’ does that mean the newlyweds are unemployed?”

The pre-wedding  jitters were beginning to show, but Buzz was doing his best to keep calm.

“It means there are a lot of dumb cliches about marriage.  I for one would not want a partner in a crime.  Crime leads to jail.  That puts strain on a marriage,” Duke was nailing his best man duties.

“We’ll be referred to as one another’s ‘ball and chain.’  Am I just going to be holding her back?” Buzz panicked.

“How about we forget the cliches?” Duke pleaded.

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