Common Conversations with My Toddler

On the excitement of no longer being confined to a crib:

Graham cracker!

What in the world was that?

Graham cracker!

Holy cow, buddy, it is 5:00 in the morning.  Go back to bed!

Grrrrrrraaaaaahhhmmm cracker!

Shhh! You’ll wake your brother.

Crrrrr

Shh!

Cracker.

If you say please, keep quiet and go back to bed.

No

To any part in particular?

No

Ugh.  Let’s change your diaper and go downstairs, but keep quiet.

Graham cracker!

It hurts me that you whispered that time.  You understood everything I said, didn’t you?

No

I’m glad you are enjoying the new bed at least.

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