I’m going to look ahead to that wonderful time and place we call The Summer. The weather is warm, the grass is green, political ads in the lead up to a general election fill the airwaves rendering radio and television completely useless, and the best part time for hobbies. I’m hoping to try some new stuff this summer.
Here now, a list of hobbies I fully expect to adopt:
B Keeping – not the animals, that sounds terrifying, but just getting my hands on a ton of letter Bs. Maybe keep them in a shoebox or something.
Getting my kids into quinoa. I like a challenge.
Bike to work. I work from my basement, so this will be totally X-treme!!!
Utilizing in greater frequency the phrase, “if these walls could talk” followed by a pensive silence.
Naming things “Boatty McBoatface” while planking.
Learning how to change car horns. I want my horn to play “Don’t Stop Believing.”
Juggling milk jugs whilst playing the musical jug.
Running errands wearing a jester’s hat.
Creating really fast cars for shellfish. I’m so sorry for this one….they’d be mussel cars.
This one got away from me. There’s been so much rain today.