Here we are right on the edge of another fun filled weekend. There’s no telling what sort of adventures await! Well, kind of. We’re heading to a child’s birthday party and repairing a sprinkler system. But in case things get way crazy, I made a list to remind me of certain standards that must be upheld when approached to join a cult.
It could happen…
Some Journey karaoke. Not too much. You have to have some, but moderation is key.
Exquisite calligraphy on the welcome note.
Good conversation, solid comradory within the group, a BFF in the mythos of the subterranean 10 legged spider deity D’lithfgnrr; could we ask for anything more? Yes.
Oysters would be nice; blue if possible.
A cure for what ails me. There’s a pain in my leg like all the time. Wait…a doctor, I’m looking for a doctor.
Really if there was cheap child care available, I’d join anything.
A solid range of chants
Strict adherence to a no cucumber on salad policy.
Foosball table in the rec room.