Snack time, big guy, how about a banana?
Good deal, here you go. Eat up!
You have a banana in your hand right now. You should eat that.
Start with the banana and we’ll see about a cracker later.
Fine. Here’s a cracker. Please eat it. I am not happy about this though. Give me the banana first. Thank you.
You are just staring at me now. Eat the cracker. You need a snack.
Do literally anything other than stare at me.
Go to mom.