You don’t need to put your foot on the cat. I can’t see the words if you keep your foot… oh we’re flipping the page. You know that part of the story could have been pretty good too?
You want a cup right now? Mid book? And your foot in back on the book.
I said ‘polka dot’ not ‘poke that’. I admire the enthusiasm, but please stop poking the book.
It is quite exciting the cat has a banana! No, you do not get a banana too.
Oh goodness, no more foot on the book.
The end. Good night.