In honor of my buddy on his special day, here are some birthday wishes geared toward the parents-of-youngsters:
Happy birthday! May your dinner be warm.
Happy birthday! May you get to pick the movie tonight.
May the letter of the day be S. For sleeping-in.
May your bathroom breaks be made solo.
May the nightlights rid the room of monsters once and for all.
Let the bed time stories feature a little more Tarantino than usual.
May your day be full of giggles and games, family and fun. Happy birthday. You do have to cut your own cake though. Adulthood!