Still yourself wee one.
No, don’t grab the dirty one; it’s covered in…
Why are you laughing about this?
Leave your socks on. How did you even move that way?
To my surprise you eating your foot is pretty helpful.
No! Wait! Put your feet back up!
Plop; Splash; Sigh
Go to your mother.
And that is why potty training is starting at 18 months.