Dinner with a Toddler (in 100 words)

He liked it last time, right? Should be a hit again.

Here’s your plate, buckaroo.  No, no, we leave our plate on the table.  Good job. Now leave it there.  Watch the spoon.  Please don’t fling your food across the table.  Food doesn’t go in the ear.  You think that’s funny, eh? Hey, come one, one bite.  It’s good stuff! Lots of fats and salts all rolled into one big ball perfect for little baby teeth to go through.  No, no; food in the mouth not on the floor.

Dude! Eat up! You liked it last time. No, don’t throw.



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